Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
my only talent is being able to sing disney duets on my own
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*